…or was is a nightmare? I was getting a nose job, and when the procedure was over, I excitedly looked in the mirror. Instead of the beautiful little schnoz I was anticipating, it looked exactly like Owen Wilson’s. Only it was off center, to the right of my face. The doctor told me not to worry, that this was normal. He said that once the swelling went down, it would look great, and would once again be centered. I accepted this explanation, and proceeded to wait. Got tired of waiting, so I woke up. With my own nose. Centered.