If Money is the Root of All Evil, Then I Need Some Evil


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8 thoughts on “If Money is the Root of All Evil, Then I Need Some Evil

  1. prettyforthemoment says:

    ha, cheers to that mate, I need some evil too ^^ I love the response letter *giggles* keep it real!

  2. Little Miss says:

    Seriously, I wish I had one umpteenth of your brilliant mind. How do you come up with these things? They’re fantastic.

  3. gypsy-heart says:

    We need to figure out how to promote this crazy wonderful mind of yours!
    Let’s see if we all chip in a few bucks..maybe we could publish your work!!

    Do not despair your creative gifts will prevail…hepefully it will be while you are still living! I imagine Van Gogh is very pissed..wherever he may be now.

    peace of heart to you,

    ~gypsy-heart.

  4. Wendy says:

    This must be a bitter pill for you to swallow, considering how perfect you would be at this job and all. I do hope you will tap into your smartassedness and write him a cruel and biting response, telling him where to stick his 90 day file.

  5. ion danu says:

    Moonbeam, I’ve just read about a 49 years woman who posted a job offer online for a hit-man… 5000 $ for another woman”s head on a platter… I could be your get-away driver… We can do a great team, eh? (Ooups! they caught the employer! sorry…another time…) By the way, that could be good also for your smartass/ wiseguy CV…

  6. David says:

    Buck up Moonbeam. WG will never know what a smart ass they could have had in you. Sharp, seasoned and fully acid, your wit would shrivel Snarky to a puff of ash in 3 seconds.

    Which is kind of a long time by today’s standards. But hey, you get older and you slow down a little. Don’t sweat it! It’s OK!

    You are done with the rat race moonbeam! You know what Lily Tomlin said about that, right? Even if you win it, you’re still a rat!

  7. @ prettyforthemoment: May we both get some evil!

    @ LM: There is a fine line between brilliant and really, really desperate!

    @ gypsy-heart: Thanks. You are always so encouraging. I hope I don’t end up cutting off my ear and drinking turpentine.

    @ Wendy: I agree, but this only fuels my bitterness, which will in turn make me even more of a smartass. I guess it’s a blessing in disguise, as it gives me even more job experience. I think I’ll hand deliver his response, and I’ll only have to use one finger.

    @ Danu: I wish I had seen that ad. I could have really used that $5000. I would have given you half to be the getaway driver. It does give “Wise Guys” a whole new slant!

    @ David: Thanks. I am slow, and half of the time I can’t think of smart assed responses until many days after the fact, but I stick with it. We old people have a great work ethic.

    You’re right. I’m done with the rat race, but I really, really need some cheese.

  8. gingatao! says:

    Gorgeous, you are overqualified indeed, made me laugh a big one yayay thankyou,

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